That's what we're having for dinner tonight. Quinoa, pronounced Keen WAH! Sorry, the name just lends itself to saying it loud, with some sort of martial art move. Seriously, try it. I mean, you don't picture people kick boxing and shouting, "BULGAR!" But you can imagine the karate kid, balancing on that beach thingie, doing that crane move thingie, saying, "Keeeeeen WAH!" and then landing a fatal blow on the school bully with the final syllable. And they all cheered--Keen WAh!
C'mon, I'm trying to make the best of things. Work with me here, people.