I made some calzones from the Moosewood Cookbook last night, and for the most part, they were a success. They did sort of ooze out a little, and as I took them out of the oven, I said, "Oh, SHOOT!"
My 5 year old said, without missing a beat, "Burn the beans again, mom?"
Then, when my husband came home, he took a whiff and said, "What's that smell? Was there an electrical fire in here?"